saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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