You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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