I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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