I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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