Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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