He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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