Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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