I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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