I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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