Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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