i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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