Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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