Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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