so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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