I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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