She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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