I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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