I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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