she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The uberlube is also flammable
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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