Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Can I color on your dick again?
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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