Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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