Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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