oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
It's just like the Real World with babies
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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