i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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