Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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