oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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