Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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