weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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