How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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