I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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