the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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