She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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You. Win. At. Life.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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