Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just want to make out with him forever
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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