ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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