HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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