Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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