Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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