She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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