Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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