Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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