Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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