My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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