I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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