i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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