When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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