plz talk dirty to me
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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