i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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