so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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