We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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