when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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