ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i barfeds in our rink
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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